Chemistry (in a relationship)

"He's not the one," my mind muttered to me amidst his endless speech about football.

It is not that I have anything against the sport.

He had everything; the looks, the physique, the my-mom-would-love-him, the education, the career 

Just one thing.

There was no chemistry.

No spark, Nada.

For 19 years of my life, I never realized how important it was for couples to have chemistry.

Since then, it was all I wanted to look for

whenever I see an attractive guy.

In Hollywood, film producers and casting directors would always have chemistry testing between an actor and an actress. This includes big films like "The Amazing Spider-man" and "The Hunger Games".
Omg, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield (The Amazing Spider-man) have amazing chemistry!
Oh hey, they're a couple now.



There also exist characters/actors who have great on-screen chemistry that the writers had to kinda change the storyline. This includes a show called "New Girl".
The characters Jess and Nick weren't originally planned to have a romantic connection but the creator and producers couldn't ignore the existing chemistry between Jess and one of the boys of the house.

"I feel like at first, we would be put in a scene and they'd (directors/producers i think) be like 'TOO MUCH CHEMISTRY'... When it'd be like a normal scene...they'd be like 'That is.. we do not want to develop that'..." explained Zooey Deschannel on her scenes with Jake Johnson at Paleyfest.

Jake Johnson continued by acting out a scene.
"Hey Jess, you want some coffee?"

"Sure"

"TOO MUCH CHEMISTRY" they yelled together.
"Keep them away," continued Zooey.

They look so good together but they're not really in a romantic relationship.

I found out that siblings and best friends can have good chemistry as well.

This reminds me of a show called "Supernatural"
Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki have insanely awesome chemistry as brothers.
The brotherly love seems so real, fans started to create a fandom called Wincest..(which means taking their characters' family name Winchester plus incest)


I just love them as brothers of course. I remember watching an episode where the big brother, Dean died every day ala groundhog day and his younger brother couldn't do anything to save him. When it was finally a different day and Sam found his brother still alive, he hugged him tightly. I literally had tears.

I really do wish I get to end up with someone and have great chemistry with him.

Nite.

Status: got a pile of marking to do. Final week of semester.

Maids 4 u

I believe my family had employed maids for the house since I was twelve. 

Something would always come up, hence, I had various maids throughout my childhood-teenage years.

Altogether, we had 5.

Maid 1: Brains. She was young, sweet and smart but had to leave 'cause she got an offer to further her studies. 

Maid 2: Perfect maid. I sometimes thought she had OCD whenever I looked at how she cleaned the house. She was our fav maid, a very caring woman. My grandparents needed a maid much more than us so she worked at their place instead.

 Maid 3: Teen.We had to send her back to the agency due to the following: 

1. She lied about her age. Passport-19, real age-14

2. She sneakily turned my sister's swimsuit into a tube top 

3. She stole our money

3 strikes = kicked her out.

Maid 4: Stubborn&Mad. She wanted to KILL HERSELF after we asked her to get rid off our cat's poop. She wanted to jump out of the window and hang herself to death on a tree.

Maid 5: Perfect maid returns. After my grandparents passed away (which was tragic...), she came back to work at our place. However, this time she seemed to get ill easily from cleaning. So she retired.

Realization: Technically... I had 4. (bimbo moment)

You guys have any interesting maid stories? 

My boss shared with me tons, but I might share those stories later.

What the Fart?

I haven't been blogging in ages, so please be nice to me even if my posts here stink.

Talk about stink, obviously, I'm out of ideas on what to post. However, that should not hinder me from blogging anyways. Who else writes about Farts in the first post? 

I think my brother is a champion in farting. Not that we have  a competition on it at home or something. 

He told me some good advice that I've been sharing with others. 

"Don't runaway to fart, runaway right after that"

"'Cause the smell's still in your pants and will be unleashed later"

"What?..."

A 7th grader at school farted three times in class today. 

The class went "DUDE! Get out!"

The funny thing was, the boy laughed every time right after he farted and he would walk sluggishly to open the door to let the air out. 

That boy's got character.

Status: Seriously sleepy. Night.